July 9, 2012 Spider-Dad and Spider-Son’s Amazing Boots
And, once again, along comes a genetically engineered spider that sits down beside an adorable geek who sprouts superpowers and frightens a computer-generated villain away. Not only do you know the story, Sony Pictures even recycled screenwriter Alvin Sargent, who co-penned those other semi-recent Spider-Man movies. They grabbed one of the Harry Potter guys too. Hollywood banks on familiarity. If bold risk-taking reaped revenues, Julie Taymor would still be swinging with the Broadway Spider-Man. If Sony could have kept Tobey Maguire, I’d be reviewing Spider-Man 4 right now.
Which is why I want to state with absolute clarity, while drawing on all of my expertise as a professor of English trained in close textual analysis, that The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) kicks the shit out of Spider-Man (2002).
I admit my expectations were low. I figured my night at the theater had peaked with The Dark Knight Rises preview. But within the first expositionally economic minutes, I realized that director Marc Webb landed the job for more than his unlikely last name. And once Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield started tripping through their adolescently awkward mating waltz, I was all grins.
Neither is a particularly plausible high schooler, but plausibility has never been job one in the spandex hero genre. Tobey spent months bulking up for his unitard, but the skinny Mr. Garfield has the advantage of actually looking like a Steve Ditko sketch.
Garfield’s feet, as my wife pointed out, are also bigger. Which, oddly, is the core of the whole movie.
I had planned on writing a Tobey vs. Andrew analysis, playing off the wrestling match motif from Lee and Ditko’s original comic book. But that’s the wrong metaphor. This isn’t hero vs. hero. Amazing is a son sliding into his father’s shoes. Literally. Scene one little Peter is playing hide and seek with Dad, who has left his shoes poking out from the curtains to fool him. Pull the curtains back and no dad. Just the empty shoes.
Lee and Ditko had nothing to say about Peter’s father. He was simply not there, not even mysteriously so. Everybody knows heroes are orphans. And it would have been too painful, too Batman, to have Dad gunned down by the guy his own jerk of a son let escape from the police. So shoot an uncle instead. But the Webb team fills in the missing threads, strings them back so everything is interwoven: the spider that bites Peter was designed by (SPOILER ALERT!) his own father. Superpowers are Peter’s paternal inheritance.
Sony timed the release so Amazing would be on screens for the 4th of July. Which explains the one clunky scene: all those fatherly construction workers angling their cranes to help their boy swing to victory with an anthem-like soundtrack and a literal American flag spotlit in the background.
But Sony should have aimed two weeks earlier. Father’s Day was June 17th.
Maguire is a little young to be Garfield’s father (Maguire’s son, Otis, is only three), but fortunately my eleven-year-old son was with us in the theater too. We watched Peter continue father seeking for the next two hours, as he grows into his superpowered footwear. Uncle Ben, Captain Stacy, even the scaly Doc Connors, they’re all stand-ins for the ur-dad. And the triple orphaned Peter has to make peace with them all.
That means popping out your contact lenses and wearing Dad’s Clark Kent glasses. That means prowling mugger-infested back alleys for your uncle’s killer (a plot thread to be further plucked in Amazing 2). That means stopping your dad’s mad scientist best friend from fathering a race of uberlizards. It even means convincing Dennis Leary, your grouchy would-be father-in-law, that you’re not an anarchist vigilante trying to tear down governmental patriarchy. All you want to do is live up to your dad’s parting words:
“Be good.”
This was also Sony’s directive to the production team. Be good or we’ll forget you faster than we did your father, Mr. Maquire. Meanwhile, the Garfield boy fits amazingly well in those spider re-boots.
I’m not going to comment on Ms. Stone’s presumably fashionable legwear. She’s one of my fifteen-year-old daughter’s favorite actresses. My daughter hasn’t seen Amazing yet (she was working at the pizza joint down the street where they got inundated when our 7:00 showing let out), but I’m curious if she’ll be as annoyed as I was when Gwen gets shucked off camera so her dad and boyfriend can go save the day. Sally Fields didn’t get much action either, not with Martin Sheen’s pompous voice-over hogging the avuncular glory. Someone must have been playing Gwen’s mother too, but it was hard to see through all the testosterone.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 release date is May 2, 2014. A week before Mother’s Day. Maybe Embeth Davidtz, Peter’s still basically non-existent mother, will get a few lines next time.
Tags: Alvin Sargent, Amazinger Spider-Man 2 release date, Andrew Garfield, Dennis Leary, Embeth Davidtz, Emma Stone, Marc Webb, Steve Ditko, Tobey Maguire
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Atin
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So is the token brown guy, the only really evil person in the movie, a stand in for the dads who push their kids unmercifully? The ones that always make a child feel that they are somehow lacking — disappointing.
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Derek
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My favorite paternal scene in the movie was when Garfield acts like a dad when he encourages the scared boy in the dangling car to wear his mask. Isn’t this what fathers (are supposed to) do — make their sons and daughters believe they can be brave when they’re scared — whether at a piano recital when everyone in the audience is looking at them or on a pitcher’s mound after they walked in the tying run?
It gets harder to make kids believe they can do what they doubt as they get older but when it works, it’s more rewarding.
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Chris Gavaler
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Irrfan Khan. He’s a well-known Bollywood actor and has two kids, Babil and Ayan, who I’m sure he loves and attends all their games and recitals, despite the fact that he works overtime at the nefarious Oscorp corporation.
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Martin de la Iglesia
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Didn’t you find Garfield’s Peter Parker too hip and cool, in comparison to both Maguire’s and how he is typically portrayed in the comic books? His outfit and particularly his skateboard make it hard to believe that this is an unpopular science nerd.
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Chris Gavaler
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Very true. Though I like how they disposed of the hackneyed bullying plot, the way Flash comes over to give his condolences, and later pals around with Peter. Clearly Gwen is a science nerd too, so this Midtown High kinda likes its geeks.